Pickleball Fanatic Gifts

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Hold The Pickles

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Opera Pickleball

You gonna eat your pickle?

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."