Pickleball Fans Gifts

"Let's divide the teams into back pain vs. leg pain."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Jar wars

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Hold The Pickles

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.

Opera Pickleball

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

You gonna eat your pickle?

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

'You gonna eat that pickle?'