Pickleball Aficionados Gifts

"One more game, then we'll get on the ark."

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Hold The Pickles

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Opera Pickleball

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."