Pickle Enthusiasts Gifts

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Hold The Pickles

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.