Pickle Lover Gifts

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

"They look like pickles."

You gonna eat your pickle?

"That's my late husband Henry. His last wish was to remain pickled!"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'Cheese and pickle on brown, please! Grate the cheese and take the bits out of the pickle! Cut them square, not diagonally like you usually do.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A Prickly Pair

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Jar wars

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Hold The Pickles

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Say it with cacti