Prickle Lover Gifts

Fakir waters his cactus plants.

Say it with cacti

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Shark infested custard!

Crocodile

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

World Hunger Conference.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I hate evolution!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

How oysters get engaged.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"We got the cactus account!"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Jar wars

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"