Tickle Lover Gifts

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Octopus gets tickled pink

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Fight against theft of endangered species

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He was only ninety three.'

Turtle Eviction

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

See, no monster under your bed

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."