Tickle Advocate Gifts

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

My first mistake.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

The Janopause

Octopus gets tickled pink

The Threat to the Environment

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"It's non-negotiable."

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

Troop Therapy

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'So tell me, Doctor, how long have you been suffering from these hallucinations?'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Therapist and patient reading help books.