Tickle Advocate Gifts

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

My first mistake.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

The Threat to the Environment

The Janopause

Octopus gets tickled pink

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"It's non-negotiable."

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Troop Therapy

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'So tell me, Doctor, how long have you been suffering from these hallucinations?'

Therapist and patient reading help books.

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"I'm always the first to admit when I'm non-right."