Tickling Gifts

'Alright alright, you win! Stop tickling me...'

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

Free tickles any size

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Octopus gets tickled pink

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

Emmanuel Ax

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

Podiatrist

Piano Shop.

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

'No-one can avoid cuts!'