Tickle Enthusiast Gifts

'Tickle locked on target!'

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Alright alright, you win! Stop tickling me...'

"What I really hate is when he tickles me with it."

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

Free tickles any size

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Fishing Tales

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Well did he?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A Salmon Lie

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Trojan Chess

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."