Tickle Enthusiast Gifts

'Tickle locked on target!'

Dude, seriously, no tickling.

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Alright alright, you win! Stop tickling me...'

"What I really hate is when he tickles me with it."

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

Free tickles any size

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Fishing Tales

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Well did he?"

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A Salmon Lie

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Trojan Chess

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."