Tickle Monster Lover Gifts

Tickling is a legal wrestling submission.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Turtle Trailer Court

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Monster Clown

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Vampire Bat

"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Born of the Dead

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

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