Tickle Monster Lover T-Shirts

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Monster Clown

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Regular or decapitated?'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"So much for that vintage!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Born of the Dead

Vampire Bat

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

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