Tickle Warrior T-Shirts

'Maul him, Boog! Maul him! ... Tickling has no effect.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

My first mistake.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Still on your left."

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Botox sharpei

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

Octopus gets tickled pink

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Why have you brought me here?"

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'But toothache is the worst!'

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"