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The Snowman of Eternal Damnation

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

Zombies.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Emma's Unicorn

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Which one is yours?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry