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"Okay. Hit it."

No, Igor! That would just be cruel. Normal Brain. Abnormal Brain. Brain with song stuck in it.

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

'-Frank Skinner,Frank Carson,Frank - oh,I give up,what other Frank is there?'

Flasher - Frankenstien's Monster

"Loved ones scared to death by monsters? Call the law offices of Frank N. Stein..."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I'm the bad guy..."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"