Tickle Champion Gifts

Tickle attack!

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

My first mistake.

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

Octopus gets tickled pink

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

'Man! He got it again!'

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

'Maybe congress will let us tickle them.'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

Podiatrist

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Free tickles any size

'Kitchy, kitchy, kitchy-koo'

"Doctor! My husband says he thinks my funny bone is broken. Do I need to have it plastered?"