Tangled Tackle Champion Gifts

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Football.

Before instant replay.

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

Christmas Tree Lights

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Here.'

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

Tickle attack!

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

Fishing Terms: Miller's Thumb