Tackle Tackle Champion Gifts

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Input From The Front Office

American Football.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

"You know very well what fish!"

Before instant replay.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

Stop the big guy!

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That was some hit!'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

'I don't suppose he's congratulating him on his performance.'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"