Tackle Master Gifts

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Football.

Before instant replay.

"You know very well what fish!"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Here.'

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"