The Tackle Enthusiast Gifts

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Trojan Chess

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Before instant replay.

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Friendly fire!

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Football

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"Okay, let's celebrate this touchdown and try not to disappoint our new offensive choreographer."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'What's your fish finder say?'

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'