Bait And Tackle Enthusiast Gifts

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Oh, come now - you don't think it would be as easy as that, do you?'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'How are they biting?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

I brake for worms

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'What's your fish finder say?'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'