Bait Enthusiast Gifts

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

"...and this one here gave me a real battle!!"

Go Fishing.

Fish to fisherman "Maggots! Eaughhh!!"

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

'Do you have any more meak worms like you had yesterday? They were delicious.'

'Nah, I like the orange ones, anyway the hooks always get stuck in my throat!'

'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Just the bait, please."

I brake for worms

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

Fishing Line ripped away by fish.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Of selecting exactly the right bait...

'Uh-oh! This looks like trouble!'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man fishing with large bait

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.