Bait Expert Gifts

'Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead and open the bait container.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man fishing with large bait

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Distracting the fish.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Fish don't like worms.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Worm Ate The Fish.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."