Bait Specialist Gifts

Couple of Pikeys.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Slug Bait- snails love it

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Fish don't like worms.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'