Bait Specialist Gifts

Couple of Pikeys.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Fish don't like worms.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'