Bait Connoisseur Gifts

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Local Knowledge

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'