Bait Aficionado Gifts

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The next damn Batman.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Fish don't like worms.

"You know very well what fish!"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

I brake for worms

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

How well the trap works and how compelling the bait is

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"