Bait Aficionados Gifts

'It is, it is-a real worm.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"You know very well what fish!"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

The art of fishing.

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"It looks delicious."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

I brake for worms

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.