Bait Aficionados Prints

'It is, it is-a real worm.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The art of fishing.

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

I brake for worms

"It looks delicious."

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.