Bait And Tackle Aficionado Gifts

'Are you sure you didn't snag that fish, Harv- lt looks to small to take bait!'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'How are they biting?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

I brake for worms

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'What's your fish finder say?'

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"Just the bait, please."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.