Bait And Tackle Pro Gifts

'This rod you sold me - I want one a little more flexible.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Slug Bait- snails love it

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Fish don't like worms.

Football.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'How are they biting?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'