Bait & Tackle Buff Gifts

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Couple of Pikeys.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Tug Of War

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Angler's bait

'How are they biting?'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Really big bang

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Boating Reflection

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

"Do you swear to tell the truth and hill truth and nothing but the truth?"

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

Motor Channel Crossing.

Fish Farming