Bait And Tackle Buff Gifts

'How are they biting?'

The one that got away.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Submariners' Eye Test.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Angler's bait

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Really big bang

Boating Reflection

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

Cricket.

Motor Channel Crossing.

Fish Farming

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'