Bait Box Buff Gifts

Bite taken out of a fishing doc.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

French horn.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Hip hop Santa.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Angler's bait

'How are they biting?'

Arturo Sandoval

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.