Bait Box Bandit Gifts

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Voter Rights

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?