Bait Box Bandit Pillows

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

Voter Rights

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'