Bait Bandit Pillows

Fish talking about fisherman

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

The Specimen Hunter

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

For sale: Barbed hooks

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

BLESS YOU

"You know very well what fish!"

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!