Business Bandit Pillows

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Bureau of Buzzwords

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Internet' 'Internot'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Plagiarism

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'