Brand Bandit Pillows

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Deliboys

Artists of the wild west.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The Specimen Hunter

Mom's House O' Chili.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Plagiarism

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

One more please.

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'