Branch Bandit Pillows

"First time pruning?"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The Specimen Hunter

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

One more please.

'This can't be good.'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

"I ain't got it!!"

"Waiter I asked for apricot preserve with my toast!"