Bandana Bandit Pillows

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Fido and Fifi

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Mom's House O' Chili.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'