Blanket Bandit Pillows

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Swimming Prankster

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

BLESS YOU

Nannies Of The Old West

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Mom's House O' Chili.

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Plagiarism

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

You can take the girl out of Kew...

Voter Rights

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!