Blindfold Bandit Pillows

Men playing a version of hide and seek

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

White Collar Crime.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Plagiarism

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you right now.'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

After Office

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'OK, take off the blindfolds. We're out of sight of the riding stable now.'