Blindfold Bandit Gifts

Men playing a version of hide and seek

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

BLESS YOU

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Plagiarism

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'I'm sorry, but the doctor can't see you right now.'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'