Baldness Bandit Gifts

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

White Collar Crime.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

BLESS YOU

Balding gnomes

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

Baldness Facts

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

The Specimen Hunter

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

You can take the girl out of Kew...

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.