Baldness Conqueror Gifts

Hiding a Bald Patch

'Yes, it is windy today, Mrs Jones - Haven't seen a wig flying around, have you?'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Balding Autumn Tree.

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Bad Scalp Day

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'You can tell when you're getting older when your ears are hairier than your head!'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"