Baldness Jester Gifts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Is that a toupe?

'I bet you show that photo to all your customers!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Baldness Facts

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Work's been really hard."