Baldness Warrior Gifts

Headlice look for living hair space,

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Personal history

Dr. Henry Jekyll's miracle hair restorer.

'It's frightening to think how much hair you can lose in 2 years.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Receding airlines

"Wig or the wisp?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Tedium Tours.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

Sun cream factor 5000.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."