Baldness Warriors Gifts

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

'Jungle hair.'

Getting thin up top? Don't despair! Help is on the way with these creative combing tips!

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Baldness Facts

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Hare restorer.

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

Headlice look for living hair space,

'Apparently you didn't shake well'