Baldness Advocate Gifts

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Superbaldie.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

'Jungle hair.'

Male pattern damnation

"Let's wait for this first coat to dry."

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

Child commenting on a visitor's baldness

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'