Bald Is Beautiful Advocate Gifts

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Superbaldie.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Balding Autumn Tree.

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

Lion Toupee

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

The Bald Eagle and its evolutionary ancestors.

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'